Get down here.
Okay, so how do we go about cheering her up?
We could try taking some sexy pics for her~
NO ONE, LEAST OF ALL ME, WANTS TO SEE YOUR STUPID HAIRY ASS!
Besides, this isn’t a work of fiction; we can’t just fluster her problems away.
Then what’s your idea?
She thinks we’re adorable and funny… should we work with that?
In that case, let’s start with slapstick!
So, what do you think?
I think that was just an excuse to slap me…
A little of Column A, a little Column B…
[Hikaru (offscreen): Now it’s funny.
There’s gotta be a less painful way to do this…
The key phrase was ‘less painful’, Kaoru.
Man goes to the hardware store and want to build something with 99 bricks. The store only sells bricks in bundles of 100, and the man ain’t happy about that. He argues with the cashier to take off a bit for one less brick, but there’s nothing the cashier can do. Guy takes the bundle home, builds his thing, and is left with his one brick. At a loss, our man takes the brick in hand and chucks it into the air…
Ooh, tough crowd.
Let’s try another. You know about the four seasons; Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. Here in Wisconsin, we have a different four seasons…
Winter, More Winter, Still More Winter, and Road Construction!
C’mon, give me something here.
This one will knock you off your socks: Man gets on a plane and sits down next to a woman with a dog with her. Dude’s pissed because he’s no a big fan of dogs. Part way through the flight, man lights up a cigar and starts smoking. Woman asks him to stop because it’s bothering her dog. The two go back and forth until he finally tells her “If you get rid of that dog, I’ll get rid of my cigar!” The woman then somehow opens the cabin’s window without lowering the air pressure and tosses her dog out. The man’s surprised, but figures he won since he’s got more cigars and tosses his lit one out the window as well. The woman then shows she had the dog on a leash and begins dragging him back in…
Guess what’s in the dogs’s mouth.
Nope. A brick!
Let’s think of another idea before I go insane…
Maybe I could sing?
(Interactive portion: Choose what I sing!)
I’ll stop, just put the hatchet down!
I think we’ve just about hit the bottom of the barrel.
Is there anything else worth trying?
Supporting her by being compassionate and understanding?
Aw, what the hell. Let’s do it.
Whiskey, Kaoru and I get how you feel… and hate how powerless we are to help you. I’m not about to lecture you on how our kind of friendship would be impossible 30-40 years ago, how much bravery it takes to open yourself up on the internet or how the fact that I met you online doesn’t make you less of a friend to us then someone we know for real, nor tell you how important it is to hang out with people you can talk face to face with.
All we really want you to know is that it’s okay to feel like that, what you should do is whatever makes you happiest, and know that we will support you no matter what.
I know for sure that you’ll be getting a lot of these on the 23rd. And if two dorky losers made you smile, even a bit…
…then we say we’ve done a good job.
Get better soon.
Rei-mod: I love you two so much right now….
i havent smiled for real since yesterday and seeing this just made me my night a little better then what its been, and for that, I thank you both. I can’t wait to get to meet you two in a couple weeks <3
And to my other friends…im sorry, I really wanna talk, but i have nothing to talk about, there is no real reason for how I feel right now and so theres nothing to talk about. Sorry for not replying for now…
Kaoru,Hikaru, you are both absolutely amazing and thank you for helping me smile tonight
I don’t care how this isn’t related to Flint’s blog, THIS needs more attention! My friend Rei was having a bad time and those two guys i don’t even know made so much effort to bring a smile on her face!!!! AND IT’S SO EPIC!!!!!
I JUST REGAINED A LITTLE HOPE IN HUMANITY!
Stay strong Rei, there are people out there who really care about you…